HELLO, STATE OF JEFFERSON!
Let's cut to the chase. We love music. So do you. We need local bands to open for our shows. So do you.
If you think you got the licks and the chops to rock a 45 minute set at the Jackson County Expo in the pouring rain or blazing sun, and if your life mission is to share the stage with bands like TRAPT and FILTER, we say COME GET SOME.
Blunt facts- this is one of those non-monetary gigs, but when your band is chosen, you'll recieve VIP ACCESS, and the chance to embarass yourself in front of your life-long Rock Heroes and thousands of your neighbors! Did we mention you get to perform outside?
Time and Space have converged upon you! You have practiced until your fingers bled and your voices cracked and you were too drunk to hold your drumsticks! The universe has opened the gates to heaven and hell in your very own back yard, courtesy of your friendly, neighborhood K&K Promotions.
All you have to do is rock.
And submit your demo and set list to: firstname.lastname@example.org
If you know of a local band that needs exposure, feel free to send us links!
Okay, now here's the ugly beautiful truth, you sweet princes of Medford. We've got multiple shows, so more than one of you is going to get a chance to have your name on a poster with your favorite bands. However, your odds of being selected go way up if you have a Youtube channel with a playlist of your best performances. If we have to search around, we might find the wrong thing, or get bored, so a playlist is a huge bonus.
Now, we're not saying we're not going to listen to your tape if it turns out the entire band is you and Garageband, singing into your iPhone in a stairwell. With a samba beat. Let your freak flag fly!
For those about to rock, WE SALUTE YOU!
BONUS POINTS IF YOU IMAGINED THIS POST AS IF IT WERE BEING READ BY DANNY MCBRIDE. OR THAT ONE KID WITH THE RETAINER THAT'S SOMEHOW ATTRACTED TO MEG FROM FAMILY GUY. YEAH, HIS DAD IS MORT GOLDMAN. HE OWNS THE PHARMACY.
EXTRA BONUS POINTS IF YOU WENT BACK THROUGH THE ENITRE POST WITH ONE OF THOSE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. WEIRDO.