Hello, State of Jefferson!
We know you're ready. You got your tickets, your sunscreen, and an insatiable appetite for ROCK AND ROLL! In just two short weeks, K&K Promotions unleashes it's newest Festival Extravaganza! The Mayday Rockfest is more than just a simple concert, my friends. It is a nexus to the dimension of soundgasmic awesomeness.
That's right. You know Boatnik is only for rich hillbillies, and you know that The Mayday Rockfest is only $25 Advance, $30 Day Of Show!!! WHY? Because we love your faces, that's why! On May 28th, every last one of you is getting rocked to the bone by:
DEVOUR THE DAY
ART OF DYING
PLUS TWO NEW ARRIVALS!!!
That's insane! That's like $4 per band, tater. $5 if you wait till the last minute.
We are sick and tired of seeing people paying $80 to see one guy from a band that broke up in the 90's. Heck, even $60 for one or two bands is STILL TOO MUCH. $45 for a show that's 45 minutes away from Medford, and for a band from 45 years ago? I SAID GOOD DAY, SIR!!!
So guys, forget about them boats. Forget about them reunion group things where it's only one guy from the original band. Fuh-getta-bout-it.
THE MAYDAY ROCKFEST BROUGHT TO YOU BY K&K PROMOTIONS LLC THANK YOU STATE OF JEFFERSON WE LOVE YOU GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!
Filter is going to be there.
Devour the Day is going to be there, too.
Art of Dying is definitely gonna be there.
I mean, do you even rock, bruh?
I mean seriously, look at this crowd.
This is what we do, State of Jefferson.
So you have rock listening ultimate pleasure to beginning summer!